it's my life

A beautiful woman walks into an orchard and found a lovely pool on a hot summers day.
She decides to cool off by go skinny-dipping. She looked around, doesn't see anyone, and
undresses. Just as she is about to dive in, the orchard owner appears from behind a
bush where he was hiding. He tells her, “Swimming is prohibited.”
“You could have told me that before I undressed!” she scolds him.
He replies, “Swimming is prohibited, undressing isn't.”