it's my life

The young virgin farm boy drives to the big city in search of a prostitute. He finds one,
and explains he has never had sex before.
The hooker says, " No problem, honey." She undresses the boy, then herself, and lay
down on the bed. He crawls on top of her. "Okay, stick it in honey ... all the way in ... now
pull it out ... now put it back in ... now pull it out ... " "For goodness sake," says the boy,
"will you make up your god dam mind?"