it's my life

A guy walks past an ice cream stand that advertises, “Every ice cream flavour in the
world.”
“Yea right,” thinks the guy and walks in. “So you say you have every flavour of ice cream
in the world?”
“That’s right,” says the assistant.
“O.K. Then, I’ll have three scoops of pussy flavoured ice cream, please.”
“No problem, sir.” As he puts three scoops in a cone and hands it to the guy.
The guy takes a good long lick then grimaces. “Hey, this doesn't taste like pussy, it
tastes like shit!”
The assistant replies, "Of course it tastes like shit, you need to take shorter licks!"