it's my life

Two Police officers George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat.
They’ve only been out a short while when Mary says, “Damn, I was running late this
morning after my workout and shower, I forgot to put on my knickers on! We have to go
back to the station so I can to get them.”
“No problem”, George replies, “We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit dog a
quick sniff, and he’ll go fetch them for you.”
It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her
skirt for the dog. The dogs nose shoots between her legs, sniffs and snorts. After 10
seconds of sniffing, the dog’s ears pick up and he sniffs the wind. Then off in a flash he
runs towards the station house.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido.
Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.
Fifteen minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and
louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido runs rounds the corner with the
Desk Sergeant's dick in his mouth.