it's my life

She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
At the bottom of an application where it said “sign here,” she wrote “Sagittarius.”
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She Was So Blonde ...
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and " DON'T WALK."
She tried to put her M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sold her car for gas money.
She studied hard before taking a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on “The Soul Train.”
When she missed bus No 44, she took bus No 22 twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so she turned
around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She’s worried that if she tries to speak her mind, she'll be speechless.
She’s convinced that she can’t use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for
“Tits Goes In Front”