it's my life

A bloke goes to the doctor complaining that his dick is yellowish and smells a bit cheesy.
The doctor asks him various questions but can't work out what the problem is. Finally, he
asks the bloke what he does for a living. "Nothing. I'm unemployed" he replies.
"So what do you do during the day?" enquires the doctor. "Not much," says the bloke
"I just sit around watching porn films and eat Quavers."