it's my life

A Lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over the car to feel the fine leather
upholstery, she farts rather loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little
accident, and also she hoped a sales-person wasn't about to pop up. As she turns back,
there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?” he asks.
Very uncomfortably she replies, "What is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are very likely going to shit
yourself when you hear the price."