it's my life

Tech Support calls “YOU” for help.
When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point.
You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know there’s nothing there.
You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won’t know you’re online again.
You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
You type faster than you can think.
You can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.