it's my life

Two Blonde guys are in the woods hunting. One looks at the other and says, "I've got to
take a shit."
The other replies, "Well go behind one of those big trees and do it."
"Its not that simple. I don't have any paper to wipe my ass."
The other blonde replies, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one says, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea - I'll use that!"
He leaves and 15 minutes later comes back with crap all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looks at him and asks, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replies, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes,
and a nickel?"