it's my life

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally
dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight
attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his
left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
Sadam Hussein is watching Star Trek when he notices that there are no Iraqis in the
show. So he calls George Bush to protest and find out why.
Bush replies, “O that’s simple its set in the future – after the next gulf war!”