it's my life

Little Johnny was playing in the garden when he spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
"They're mating, Johnny." he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top Daddy?" Johnny asked.
"Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs."
Johnny asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
Johnny thought for a moment, then took his foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!!"