it's my life

Little Johnny is riding his tricycle around the living room and stops at the kitchen door.
He states "Everyone who wants to get off the bus, get the fuck off; everyone who wants to get on, get the fuck on."
His mother who is in the kitchen, yells "Young man watch your language."
Johnny rides around the living room. Again he stops and says "everyone who wants to get off, get the fuck off; everyone who wants to get on, get the fuck on."
His mother yells, "Johnny I'm not gonna tell you again."
He quickly rides around the living room again. He stops and says "Everyone who wants to get off the bus, get the fuck off; and everyone who wants to get on, get the fuck on."
His mother quickly and firmly states "That's it, go to your room till I call for you."
Johnny does as he is told. Two hours later his mother realizes that Johnny is in his room. She calls him out. He comes out of his room, gets on his tricycle and rides around the living room.
When he stops he says "Everyone who wants to get of the bus, get the fuck off; everyone who wants to get on, get the fuck on. If anyone has a problem with the two hour delay, well, go see the BITCH in the kitchen."