it's my life

Little Johnny's mother is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts Little Johnny in the closet. One day she hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well.
Inside the closet, Little Johnny says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" Little Johnny asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he's in.
"Twenty-five dollars," Little Johnny replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting mother again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with Little Johnny.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" Little Johnny starts off.
"Yes, it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" Little Johnny asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," Little Johnny replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, Little Johnny's father says "Hey, son, go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't, I sold them," replies Little Johnny.
"How much did you get for them?" asks his father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," Little Johnny says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS? That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," his father explains as he hauls Little Johnny away.
At the church, Little Johnny goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
To which the priest exclaims, "Don't you start that in here."