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Christmas Gift

Posted by ANUAR SANi

Christmas was coming up, and Little Johnny's parents asked him what he wanted.
Little Johnny said "I want a fuckin' baseball." His parents are shocked at his language, and send him to his room.
Next day, his parents ask him what he wants, and he says "I want a fuckin' toy truck." This keeps up as Christmas nears.
On Christmas, his parents are fed up with him, andinstead of gifts, they put piles of shit under the tree, one for every time he cussed. Johnny gets up, finds the shit, and looks all over for anything else, but can't find anything.
His friend calls him up, and asks him what he got, and he says, "I haven't been able to find it yet, but I think I got a fuckin' puppy."


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